SHOCKING BREAKING NEWS!

Hi all, Just decided to drop in and let everyone know the disturbing news for the majority of us, (but happy news for characters with a Star in their name). Mr Jai has officially fully stepped out of the closet. I don't know if i wanna congratulate him, but i definitely have to say i'm not surprised.


A Credible source reports to JUFC, that another member, whose sexuality has long remained questionable, might be following in the brave Pioneering footsteps of Mr Jai. The Board urges members of JUFC to not ostracise our misplaced brethren, and to support their inevitable unholy matrimony. (Although all members are required to maintain a 2m safety distance)


Also, The Health & Wellness branch of JUFC encourages members to eat less this week, to stem any cases of Regurgitating that might spring from the shocking nature of these developments, Health/Maritime Officer Ambrose particularly recommends staying away from Hokkien Mee.