Missing Person Bulletin !

The J.U.F.C. Board believe that it is about time to release a piece of terrible news to our ardent Fans/Members/Naysayers. Ansel, a member of our once illustrious Club, is Missing. (Now now, Please save your panic till the end of the entry). Our Pacy-tricksy Hobbit Winger, has not been seen for over 218 Days (including Public Holidays), and we would like to engage the public's help in finding him.

He was last seen, well, the reports differ here. Some seem to have spotted him at Club Rouge mid October, While some reports, have claimed that he was sighted as recently as November 8th. None Of these accounts, sadly, can be verified. The BOARD is atleast sure that we brought him back with the rest of the Team from Bintan.

Ansel was last seen wearing something, that sadly, i cannot recollect. (Due to the fact that it was a long time ago, and BT's parents have brought back many bottles since then). We can be sure that he was either wearing a blue polo, a striped polo, or some collared polo. And we DO know for sure, that he was wearing glasses.

Foul play, is not suspected; but is definitely not ruled out. Some photographic evidence taken from a thailand scouting trip, indicate that a certain member in our ranks, could have a vested interest in Ansel, that might extend beyond the pitch. However, nothing conclusive has been concluded from our extensive Investigations.

The JUFC Board, would like to plead from the many bottoms of our collective hearts with the public, to come forward with Any information, no matter how trivial, that pertains to the whereabouts, or howabouts of our Beloved Winger Ansel. You can call us Toll Free at 96388725.