Ole Ole Ole Ole!

"I think I can say that I have given my all, given everything I could as a player to Manchester United. I’m proud to have been a part of this fantastic club, and played under such a brilliant manager. I’ve also played alongside some great players and made some great friends here. I’ve had some fantastic experiences that are too numerous to just list here and now. Most of all, the fans have been magnificent." - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer



Yesterday, A United Legend Hung his Boots after a Spectacular Career, Scoring 126 goals, and THE goal in Barcelona '99 that will be remembered Forever. The ever reliable Norwegian Talisman has come off the bench on more than 1 occasion to slot home a crucial goal for Our beloved United. Albeit, his knee problem has tainted his last few Seasons, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will Always be a United Legend.

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Nani Rescues United

The Commentator sums it up best.

What a Goal From Nani!!!

Glory Glory Man United!

SHOCKING BREAKING NEWS!

Hi all, Just decided to drop in and let everyone know the disturbing news for the majority of us, (but happy news for characters with a Star in their name). Mr Jai has officially fully stepped out of the closet. I don't know if i wanna congratulate him, but i definitely have to say i'm not surprised.


A Credible source reports to JUFC, that another member, whose sexuality has long remained questionable, might be following in the brave Pioneering footsteps of Mr Jai. The Board urges members of JUFC to not ostracise our misplaced brethren, and to support their inevitable unholy matrimony. (Although all members are required to maintain a 2m safety distance)


Also, The Health & Wellness branch of JUFC encourages members to eat less this week, to stem any cases of Regurgitating that might spring from the shocking nature of these developments, Health/Maritime Officer Ambrose particularly recommends staying away from Hokkien Mee.

Spider pig

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