Board Notice.

Dear All,

The First Player Profile has been Released, and already 3 deaths by laughter have been reported. The Board is looking into the matter very seriously. The liability arising from A*din aka Adin aka Adeline aka Alin aka Brian Chua Lau Boon Roger’s erratic behaviour has long been a hot potato in the JUFC boardroom, locker room, and the odd Void deck stone table.

After Much deliberation, The Board has decided to slap adin with a hefty slap, and a one-wank-a-day limit, to hopefully stem his detrimental addiction, which has seen him miss many training sessions. The Board regrets that these drastic steps have to be taken, but unanimously voted that harsh punishments are neccesary to ensure that confused individuals do not ultimately harm; well, themselves.

Also, as an incentive, The Board has agreed to allocate one slap for every update, that can be used by the updater to reprimand and/or break a bottle on A’din’s head should he behave inappropriately; which he inevitably will. These slaps are transferable, and discreetly reusable. To facilitate an accurate count of entries and the allocated slaps, The Board requests that all updaters use the label field to label their entries with their names and/or pseudonyms.

Thank you for taking the time to review this Notice Issued by the Board. A more informal formal Board meeting has been called for this coming Saturday, the 3rd day of the 3rd month of the 2007th year of our Lord, Alahbudajesusamman.

The Board (Members TBC)