PLAYER PROFILE 1

10 TAN Adin

AGE : 23
ALIAS : A*din, alladin, ahdin, adelina, amen,
POSITION : influential attacking midfielder cum ninja
HEIGHT : 183
WEIGHT : sensitive topic
FAV CLUB N PLAYER : Man Utd / Rooney
LEAST FAV CLUB N PLAYER : Chelsea / RM
FAVORITE FOOD : (default) KFC
FAVORITE DRINK : Yakult (default) Vodka
ENDORSED BY : China
CAP : 10 years' worth
PERSONAL MOTTO : Live and let live
SPECIALITY : The 'Aeroplane', aerodynamic running, spinning on the spot with the ball, spinning on the spot without the ball



Adin adin adin, what can be said about him ? Actually, alot.. A true legend of Jollies United Football Club. Widely regarded as one of the most skillful players in the world, Straying from traditional tricks like stepovers, nutmegs and oles, Adin has invented many of his own and has been proudly displaying them over the years. Among them is a fan favorite, a thunderous attempted shot with the legs swung far back and hit with such force and purpose, but making minimal if no contact with the ball, allowing for the expectations of a proper shot to surprise opponents into either a) being utterly confused or b) laughing, and the ball to slowly trickle its way through. His repertoire of tricks in recent years have increased - the fans could not quite believe what they saw late September last year as Adin added another dizzying 540 degrees to his signature move - the 720 degree pirouette !

His feet stomping, hand waving and ninja speed antics have also convinced other clubs of his pedigree, and offers from clubs far and wide have poured in in enquiry of this superstar. However the grounded young man has refused them all, citing 'romantic interests with other players' as his reason for staying on. His reputation as a goalscorer has also been enhanced in the season of last year, with many a match Adin has come up with goals aplenty and the knack of being oblivious to players around him rolling around in laughter and going on to tap the ball in, has served him well. The shift to the new Jollies Stadium at Ang Mo Kio has seen the popularity of Adin waning, and his inability to find another brand sponsor for his boots until he goes to China again means that fans can continue to pick up his shoe peelings and make a fortune selling them off on Ebay.

Much can be said about him, but nothing can truly encapsulate the player and the person better than the word 'huh ?' . With the club's popularity waning due to the loss of their original stadium at NIE, noone is better placed to bring the club back to its dizzying heights better than this master performer, and expect many great performances from him this year.