Post Match Day..

The 45th minute, of the 8th hour, of the 3rd day, in the 3rd month, of the 2007th yr of our Lord, brought about one of the most anticipated moments of 2007. The clash of the original titans of the English Game.

In the Satelite homeground of Manchester United in AMK, the atmosphere was charged with monumentally sized KFC and Ice Cold Vodka Shots chased down with popcorn chicken as the two teams gathered at A Field grammatically incongruously named Anfield. The attendence included, well, mostly Man U fans, with one Liverfool, and a stray From the Emirates.

The match begin, rather animatedly, under the proctorship of a rather myopic referee, who’s lack of visual competence has been cited as the reason for several brawls that broke out worldwide. 50/50 tackles, were judged on the scale of 60/40, leaning home.

The match reached its boiling point, and the United Bench was riled by the sending off of Paul scholes. A sacrificial culling of the Stray seemed imminent with each passing moment, as Liverpool Pushed further ahead, and seemed a surety as the Game approached a Draw.

However, in moment of sheer Irish luck, the leprechaun housed in John O’ Shea’s unnaturally large Head, rapped the inside of his thick skull, resulting in a Spectacular Last Gasp winning goal that Saw Man United steal a win from right under Liverpool’s Big Nose.

The referee’s watch then suddenly malfunctioned, and a extra minute was played in extra time, yet still with all the help, Liverpool could not come up with an answer. An Answer that has been evading them at home since 2001.

The exhileration of the United Fans, was explosive to say the least. JUFC then adjourned for a Post midnight soccer 4-a-side, which saw 2 spherical dustbins, metamorphose into polygonic manifestations.

However, in true spirit of Singapore 2010, the match-up was forced into abandonment by the arrival of two rather somnolent officers of the law, who wasted no time in collecting our autographs, and other paraphernalia such as handphone serial numbers, no doubt to sell on Ebay for Exhorbitant amounts of money.