Semi-Finalists !

Hi everybody ants here ! yes the news of the day for the day during the day is that JUFC are proud semifinalists of another tournament yet again. naysayers may sayers that there were only 8 teams, that we only played two matches, that the first team were a bunch of noobzors and that being semifinalists in an 8 team tournament isn't much to brag about. i say to the naysayers YOU WAKE UP AT 7.30am LA ! YOU GO SPLASH AROUND IN THE FOUL MUD LA ! YOU SEE KAIYUN'S BARE ASS WHILE STANDING IN THE SCORCHING SUN LA !

so you see, bragging rights to being semi finalists weren't won on the field, it was won... you know... because of the sacrifices we made to get to the field. hahaha..

special mention goes to yanwei, current jufc first choice keeper, possible future china national team first choice keeper... he owned them all with his saves lar, but he also chose the wrong moment to demonstrate his shadowkick hahaha..

sigh. still. we can only imagine what could have happened if adin had converted his goal. the glory, fame, honour that awaited he-who-saved-the-penalty-and-then-go-on-to-convert-the-winning-penalty. alas it was not to be. as we walked to shake the hand of our brave goalkeeper we all felt in our hearts the inexplicable pang of desire. of desire to ask him why his shot was so blah.. for he could have been the hero whose name would be engraved all over the cup, whose surname would be adopted by many illegitimate ones as groupies copulate with him hoping for an offspring half as talented as someone who can save a penalty as well as score one. the messiah who could have delivered us from the illogical delusion of religion, for surely to worship something real is much better than to worship something intangible? the hand of god may have scored one goal in the world cup, but the hand n feet of yanwei could have scored and saved a goal in the kebun baru ang mo kio cup! he could even have been the one who would inspire others to write about him, thus increasing the paltry population of 2 editors on this blog !!!!! sadly it is or was not to be..

ok end of post..