Updates

This is the Jolly with no school, no exams, and come to think of it no real work; with a few updates..

SOCIAL WELFARE
Our dear Resident Contrasexual has relocated his residency to the Outback. Brian Chua Lau Boon Roger, is sorely missing his presence. And has become somewhat of a recluse in katong. Sources say, that photos covertly taken in the Dry corners of the outback of Jai Frolicking in his loinclothes with the Natives of that unnamed section of the desert, were anonymously circulated to Brian Chua Lau Boon Roger, and he was shattered by the implications. Following this Incident, Brian Chua Lau Boon Roger was spotted, at a Gay Party in an Unnamed Trance Club located in an Unnamed Powerstation situated in an Unnamed area next to a Singapore's Largest Shopping Centre to Date.

SPORTS NEWS.
The ancestral battleground of the Jollies, NIE, has been overrun by scoundrals with visa cards, who have bypassed the age old tradition of Tuesday afternoon phonecalls. As such the Jollies have relocated lower down the Rungs of Academia. A Prime not too Premiere Primary has lowered its Gates to Accommodate our Leg Breaking Activities.

On a lighter note, Adin has Finally Lost both the Soles of his Ballet Shoes.

All Chelsea Fans have officially been outlawed. Any mention of Chelsea, Smell of chelsea, or even Girlfriends named Chelsea will no longer be tolerated. In fact, dissidents will be obliterated, annihaleted, Abrogated, eliminated and many other ateds. Clementi Kannan however, has been granted clemency, since, well he lives in Clementi and is to Chelsea as Kevin is to Crystal Palace!

OTHER NEWS
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